Here are a few:
A dirty book gathers no dust.
Many a flare-up between man and wife is touched off by an old flare.
When pleasure interferes with business, give up business.
Indolent philosopher: Mr. I can’t.
A picture of a jail should be painted on every safe.
Blood test: when relatives overstay their visit.
Kleptomaniacs help themselves because they can’t help themselves.
Hillside restaurant: Leaning Tower of Pizza.
If the world is shrinking, why do postal rates keep rising?
Busy bakers make lots of dough.
Now your turn. Give me your best teaser.
2 comments:
I will have to think on these but they are good with some truth behind them...
Yep they are true and some are funny. They get my day started.
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